do some stoopid shit

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
ejacutastic
heyimboredtalktome

these people are fucking deranged wtf

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albrechtstarkarm

I'm a historian.

Honestly? I wish we'd had Facebook or whatever inhuman wasteland this is during WWII so Germans couldn't cower behind the "we were all seduced by that wicked sorcerer Hitler" excuse and claim there wasn't a single Nazi in the whole damn country outside of the Führer's inner circle.

It is these records that are crucial in demolishing the convenient mutually consensual fictions of collective innocence that have fueled so much impunity for atrocity's lesser agents.

lesbeancats
fagesque

"kids are getting indoctrinated into transgenderism" did you know that left handedness increased from 3% to 12% when they stopped beating left handed children.

phoenixian-cluster-amaryllis

And, fun fact, it plateaued! Just in case you were confused and suddenly afraid that the world would be exclusively lefties now that we are no longer enforcing right-handed-ness.

Does that sound similar to any other stupid viewpoints you might have? Hmmm?

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fidelishaereticus

in case anyone else needs to hear this it’s ok to be more serious. i don’t just mean ‘it’s ok to be serious sometimes’ i mean in general. not everyone has to be funny. it doesn’t have to mean you’re sad or unlikeable. you can just be serious and genuine most of the time and that’s great. i personally think that we’re too focused on ‘funny’ as the primary carrier of likeability right now. i often feel starved for serious conversation, for serious spaces, for a feeling of gravity. you don’t have make good jokes to give people a good time. i say, goof only as the spirit moves you, & don’t worry about it. 

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liberalsarecool

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Capitalism creates a boring dystopia. Not only do they own your labor value, they own your time. If you are efficient, you can't leave early. They own you until the day is done.

asongofmeandstuff

Sometimes I think about, well, if we didn't need to sleep or eat, you know we'd be expected to be at work a lot lot more lol.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Getting more money for doing less work is the goal of every normal person on the planet

Full offence intended but anyone who seriously believes that "Value of hard work" garbage that right wing dipshits shit out of their mouths is a fucking freak and not the fun and sexy kind of freak, I mean there's something deeply fucking wrong with them and I wouldn't want them within a hundred feet of me

I don't believe in the value of hard work, I believe in getting a paycheck that lets me do the stuff I actually want to do as easily as I can